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Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man
Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He once entered a lion’s cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
Jeeto: If I Die What’ll You Do?
Jeeto: If I Die What’ll You Do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Santa Dials A Number
Santa Dials A Number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa Was Standing In Sun On A Hot Sunny Day
Santa Was Standing In Sun On A Hot Sunny Day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something
Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
Santa: “When I Woke Up This Morning
Santa: “When I Woke Up This Morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.” Banta: “Did you?” Santa: “No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.”
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